I'm pretty sure I've written a post like this before?

Please leave a comment with a link (or links) to other LJs / sites that show how to help an idiot create a custom LJ theme using S2. I hate that I can't even afford LJ! I miss my S1. Even though it's deprecated and whathaveyou. Don't care, it was still easy for me!

So, links to S2 guides and how-to-make-your-first-S2-theme would help! Thanks!